hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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