can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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