Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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