Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
