just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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