so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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