I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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