do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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