That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Girls should come with a carfax report
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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