awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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