is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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