Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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