You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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