yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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