what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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