The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
