this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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