So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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