I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
