on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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