I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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