Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
