He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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