She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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