On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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