The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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