Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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