I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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