saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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