I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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