I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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