They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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