i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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