hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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