My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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