You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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