Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
