mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
