oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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