I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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