Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
True strength comes from lack of pants
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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