My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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