You work out of a Hotel?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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