Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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