belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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