i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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