i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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