if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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