in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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