they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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