I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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