Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have fence marks all over my body
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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