So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
...so i touched it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I lost the right to judge tonight
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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