I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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